Whine Like a Man

We’re a cycling group that’s been riding in the Chattanooga area for more than 25 years. Bubba isn’t affiliated with a club team or shop so you’re welcome to ride with Bubba regardless of the jersey you wear so long as it has sleeves. (If it doesn’t, even your family doesn’t want to see you so buy a TT bike and learn to be alone.) Show up Saturday, get heckled about your stupid looking socks or sunglasses, embrace your new nickname, and BeABubba too!

Team Bubba

Team Bubba Sat. 4/4

This week Bubba will say goodbye to St. Elmo Food City (closing April 6th) with a trip down to the cove and back via the road to hell on top of Lookout.

After party at Tap House.

When: 8:30 a.m.
Where: St. Elmo Food City
Stats: 67.9 miles and 4,892 ft
Water Stop @ Mountain Cove Store (Mile 31.5)
Store Stop @ Cornerstone Mkt. (Mile 55.4)

 

Upcoming Special Rides
April 11th: BEagle’s Philly friends come to town (W Road and Back of Suck Creek)
April 18th: Fort Mtn. (Eton to Ellijay and back)
May 2nd: Bubbagrass (Mtn. Cove to Little River Canyon and back)
June 13th: Sequatchie 24
July 18th: Bubba Lake Day

 

The nature of the ride - Pace ranges from conversational to brisk. There are always a few re-grouping points during the first half of the ride. This is the ride for the strongest cyclists in the club.

Bubba Elite

April 2026

Here are the Elite rides for Saturdays in April.   The start time may change during the week of the ride for forecast colder or warmer conditions.  Watch this site early on the Saturday of the ride for weather related cancelations and updates.

Special Weekday Event  April 23 – See details below.


April 4 – Roll at 9 am from the grass parking area across from River Drifters on Suck Creek Road to ride out-and-back in the Tennessee River Gorge to “Goat’s Bridge” on Mullin’s Cove Road.  It’s asphalt all the way and easily manageable on a road bike, but a gravel bike works best for the several patches of rough road.   Seems short, but it’s harder than you think.  Option to return via East Valley Road and Suck Creek Mountain.
40 miles and 2,300 feet of climbing.
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/50284294 

April 11 – Here’s an old favorite that we haven’t done in over a year.  We’ll start at 9 am from the Food City in St. Elmo to ride up Lookout Valley to climb Lookout Mountain on 136.  Store stop near Plumb Nelly at about mile 23.  Return by descending Nickajack Road.
45 miles and 3,000 feet of climbing.
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/54475101

April 18 – Tour de Mowbray. Start from the paved parking lot across from the Falling Water Baptist Church at 9 am to climb Retro Hughes Road and ride around the top of Mowbray Mountain.  Store stop at the Dollar General in Lewis Chapel at mile 32.
49 miles and 3,250 feet of climbing.
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/50474830

April 25 – Start from the old Chapel Hill Methodist Church at 9 am to ride to Pikeville and back.  Store stop at the Co-op at mile 23 to converse with the natives.  This is the traditional ‘long loop’ that goes South on old-TN-28 to cross the valley on Stone Cave Road.  (Yes, it’s a long drive.  But, it’s always a treat to ride through this farm country that time has forgot.)
55 miles and 2,800 feet of climbing.
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/51058690


Thursday, April 23 – It’s Spring, so it’s time to ride River Road at Tellico.  We’ll plan on rolling at 10 am from the Oosterneck Creek overlook (35°20’48.5″N 84°14’20.1″W) on the Cherohala Skyway near its intersection with River Road. This pull-off is exactly 5 miles from the Skyway Visitor Center in Tellico (which is a good place for a final rest-room break).  Due to school zones and the need for snacks, getting there always seems to take 15 minutes longer than computed by Google regardless of route.  Lunch in downtown Tellico Plains after the ride.

This is a 40 mile out-and-back-ride on River Road with the turn at the point the road changes to gravel.  This turn is one ridge-climb past the North Carolina line.   We always talk about extending the ride with a 8 mile loop at the end up to Turkey Creek Road on the Skyway — but rarely do it.  Maybe this will be the day.


May 2 – Are you ready to climb Nickajack?  Start from the Food City in St. Elmo. Time TBD.

The nature of the ride - Elite rides honor Team Bubba traditions (lots of heckling) but might be a little shorter and definitely includes more stops and regrouping. The Elite ride is a good entry point to Team Bubba for fit cyclists.

Other Rides

Bubba’s Tuesday

Bubba continues to have several Tuesday options.

Early Bubbas roll from Whole Foods at 4:00 for the Hillz.  Count on 2 hours with some hill intervals.   Unemployed Bubbas usually start earlier (3:00) and do ridge repeats until the 4:00 group comes along.

The traditional Red Bank Route (with a climb) rolls this year at 5:15 from the old BiLo at the corner of Dayton Blvd/Mountain Creek Rd.   This will include a climb up Hotwater.  Count on 2.5 hours.  Please follow the Tuesday rules including no peeing near the shopping center and remaining single file up the climb.

Sunday Afternoon Ride

This standing year-round ride starts from the Walden Town Hall at 2 PM. It’s 22 miles at a recovery pace that includes several sprint points. For those wanting a little more, climb the front of Signal first.

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Typical Holiday Ride

For all Bubbas and bubba want-ta-bes, this ride moves along at a social pace for 39 miles and includes the full length of Missionary Ridge and loops through Chickamauga Battlefield.

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Thursday

(During daylight savings time) ride departs promptly at 5:30PM from the Chickamauga Battlefield parking lot. Route varies somewhat every week, but expect 30+ miles on this under 2-hour Fly-lead ride.

Downtown Lunch Ride

This Elite-style ride has a firm roll-time of 11:45 from the downtown YMCA. Based on work schedules, some days you might be by yourself. Ride time is about 90 minutes and sometimes includes a mountain climb.

Ride Smart

Rides are on open roads so obey traffic rules, WEAR A HELMET, and RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK (the dad-burn lawyers made us say that). Learn to whine about the pace being too fast or slow, the route being too steep or too flat, and the course being too long or too short, and you will BEABubba too.

IF YOU RIDE, YOU RELEASE.

Be sure to review the release posted on this site.

Know the Rules

Cycling Rules Man

Latest News & Events

April 2026

Here are the Elite rides for Saturdays in April.   The start time may change during the week of the ride for forecast colder or warmer conditions.  Watch this site early on the Saturday of the ride for weather related cancelations and updates. Special Weekday Event  April 23 – See details below. April 4 – Roll …