Saturday 1/26 no climb

Saturday morning we be fretfully cold. So, we’ll Roll @ 12:00 from the Handup Handle and Bar (Bandit’s place) at 1155 E. Main St. BubOne promises that the first round post-ride is on the house although I’m not sure if he’s told Bandit that. It’ll be a metric, and while there’s a climb/no climb option there’s definitely a group that will take the no climb route ;). Lots of ways to short either route for those with less time. Check the website for updates Saturday morning.

Saturday 1/5

Still in winter pace mode, Bubba (TB and Elites) rolls from the Signal Rd Kmart (now an Aldi) at 8:30.  We’ll stick to a Bubba Basic and head up Hotwater via the Foot Washing church. Lots of ways to short it for those who promised Mrs. Bubba they’d be home early to take down the tree. Now look, if you rocket up the climb and get back down to the bank and no one is there, that’s because you didn’t read the map – this time we’ll regroup at the store on top for a loop up there and Fisher also has us going through the golf hood on top instead of straight down Montlake. 55 miles, back around noon, and a bonus climb up Signal for those who actually made a resolution.

Sat 12/29

Yes a little late but it’s time for the Wilbur Chimney ride. We’ll roll at 9:30 from the Starbucks at Rock City on Lookout Mtn. but come early for some good coffee. Route takes us to Point Park, West Brow and then out Scenic Hwy. Down Burkhalter, up 136, and then around Humping Dow Loop. Back via Lulu Lake Rd. Got some visitors joining us so let’s be nice. Post ride coffee and pictures at the Starbuck’s chimney when done.

Monday 12/24

Okay, Fly called an audible Saturday, but the good news is that we can now do this ride in the morning. Monday we’ll make do with the north chatt hills again.  Roll from Heaven & Ale at 10:00 (it’ll be 35 degrees).  We’ll go until our toes can’t stand any more.  Check the map as we’re mixing things up (thanks Fisher!).  Easy to drop off any time and head to the mall. Those with more time and who don’t have Renee toes will add on as the planet warms.

Sat & Sun 12/15 & 16

Same song second verse. Going to roll the dice for tomorrow morning as it looks like we’ll have a small window to get a ride in. Roll at 9:00 from Boss’s Hoppy Place (Heaven & Ale on Cherokee Blvd). for a 40 mile ride. Through town, over the toe and then up Lookout. Turn left at Saunders before the top over to Ochs and then right on Guild Trail Rd before we get to the bottom. From there we’ll head south with a mixture of familiar roads. Check map for details. Route gives us multiple opportunities to short if the weather gets ugly.

Sunday’s weather looks better so let’s plan for another makeup ride from Aldi’s at the bottom of Signal. We’ll roll at 1:30 and head north to Hotwater and back.

WATCH WEBSITE FOR WEATHER UPDATES

Sunday 12/9

UPDATE:  RIDE ON FOR 1:30 FROM H&A. UNFORTUNATELY IT’S NOT GONNA WARM UP SO PROBABLY DO H&A HILLS ROUTE POSTED FRIDAY INSTEAD OF RIDE BELOW.  THOSE WHO DON’T HAVE RENEE TOES WILL ADD ON.

SURVIVAL SUNDAY — Okay, assuming we survive being indoors all day Saturday, ROLL FROM H&A SUNDAY AT 1:30.   Over the toe, up ELDER and right to descend Raccoon (don’t go all the way to the top), down the Stairs, 299 back.    Winter pace – if you simply can’t control yourself there are plenty of other places to ride.  Recovery beverages at H&A.   CHECK BACK FOR CHANGES IN START TIME DEPENDING ON WEATHER.

 

Saturday & Sunday 12/1-2

Okay, so Saturday won’t be fit for man or Will-de-beast.   So, roll Sunday at 1:30 (Bubba don’t post over church) from the old Signal Rd Kmart (now Aldi) for the Hotwater loop. We know that’s not exciting but it’s desperate times given the weather. TB and Elites. “Winter pace” although we will go fast enough to keep Steady and #3 from talking about the Cracker Barrel that was at the bottom of Missionary Ridge during the Civil War. (Rudy, am I wrong to not want to hear any more about that?)

Don’t forget Bub 1’s Bluegrass Christmas Saturday night. BYOB and that’s not bring your own Bubba!