Category: Team Bubba

Okay, Oskar Blues opens soon so we need to hurry this up!

Big Bubba backslap to BeelzeBub for a great route last week with a sag!     (The fact there were only 2 waters but a case of Nattys in the cooler is a story for another day.)

Roll @ 8:00  this week from Falling Water for the Brayton Loop.   Metric plus and if you do the Hotwater kicker at the end it will get you 4000+ feet.

And speaking of hurrying up, get signed up for Sequatchie ride next weekend!   Shannondoah has put a good one together for us. https://cyclesequatchie.com/

Roll from BubOne’s Estate on Burnt Mill Rd at 8:00 for a Cove Metric including a climb up Daughtery.   A metric and 4000 feet.   Bring a cooler of your favorite and a sandwich if you want to sit around at Bub’s post-ride and tell lies about all our accomplishments this season.

 

 

Roll from Falling Water @ 8:00.  Short warmup then climb Mtn Road.  Down Hotwater, Hixson Pike to Armstrong, then Lee Pike.  (Yes we know what is gonna happen when we see the yard with the big fence.). Left at the end and then we wind around to the bottom of Leggett and make our way back.  Let’s call it 58 miles and 3800 feet.  Strong men add a climb up Hotwater at the end to get to a metric and 4500.

TB AND ELITES roll for a joint ride Saturday (8/31) @ 8:00 from Unum.     Old Three State Three Mountain metric course.     Regroup after Suck, at the bait shop (only store stop), and at the end of 299.    Those wanting more can follow BeelzeBub up Lookout to Sanders (yes, we know he’s goin’).    Post ride refueling again at the UJ where I understand a sign is now posted reading “No fluorescent compression socks.”  (003, really?)    A metric and 3700 feet.  Back before 12.  Map link below. 

 TB AND ELITES roll for the holiday ride Monday @ 8:30 from Unum.    Typical route up Missionary with a twist after Missionary to get to the battlefield since there’s some kind of parade.   (We know from Jacket’s altercation with the Shriner’s mini-cars during the Signal parade a few years ago, and the time the people threw things at us during the Soddy parade, that Bubba doesn’t do well in parades.)   Let’s call it 45 miles and 2500 feet. 

 

Roll at 8:00 from the Aldi on Signal Mtn Rd (yes, old timers, the old Kmart).     We’ll head north for a climb up Retro, HON (ouch!), the 10 longest miles across Mowbry, down Montlake and back.   REGROUP AT THE SWITCHBACK TO THE LEFT WHERE IT FLATTENS OUT ON TOP SO WE CAN ROLL THE 10 MILES ACROSS THE RETRO ROLLERS TOGETHER – TAKES FOREVER IF WE’RE SPREAD OUT.  70 miles, 4200 feet.   (Stop fussing, it’s the easiest I could make it with a climb up Retro from the KMart.)    If you don’t want that much pain, jump on in falling water which shaves it to a more manageable 50 miles.   Rolling the dice that the water is still on at the store on Retro, otherwise we’ll be in trouble with the first water stop not being until we finish the longest 10.    Safe bet may be to carry 3 bottles.   Post-ride refueling at Merv’s.

 

Team Bubba heads to a more remote area this week in hopes of avoiding contact with civilized people. Roll Saturday from Falling Water at 8:30 for a trip up our old friend, Brayton Mtn. It’s a metric and only 3500 feet but it’ll feel like much much more.  Post ride refueling at Merv’s.   (Yes 3, we know.)

Roll Monday @ 9:00 from Unum for Holiday Ride. See map in rides list section of website.

 

TB rolls from the St Elmo Food City (park at the side please) @ 8:30.    Over the Toe, out 299 (yes, regroup after the hill at the truck stop), over Ladd to South Pitt, and then up Jasper Highlands.   (I’ve never been up it and wished I hadn’t looked at the course profile.)   Back down, through Jasper, 299 back, with post-ride recovery at Zorro’s place unless we are too busy burning down Steady’s house.   A metric and 4100 feet. 

 

Update: Stupid Steady postponed until mid-May.  This  Saturday Team Bubba heads to Cleveland to do the Circuit Ride.   Link in Elite post.

Weather permitting roll from the St Elmo Food City (park at the side please) @ 8:30.   Over the Toe, out 299 (yes, regroup after the hill at the truck stop), over Ladd to South Pitt, and then up Jasper Highlands.   (I’ve never been up it and wished I hadn’t looked at the course profile……..)   We’ll then retrace our path back home, with post-ride recovery at Zorro’s place unless we are too busy burning down Steady’s house. A metric and 4100 feet.

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